Whoever tipped me in monopoly money can go directly to jail.
A dollar? Fake money and they're still under-tipping.
Oh, look. I love it when people dress guinea pigs up in adorable costumes.
Han, you look like Babe Ruth. Well, Baby Ruth.
Maybe you two can kiss my sweet ass, because this outfit's a home run.
I'm putting a team together for the restaurant league.
Well, Han, I would play, but you know, I've got this hip thing, meaning, I'm too hip.
What about you two? I'm telling you, I'm a great ball player.
No, I'm a great ball player. I know how to cup and tickle mine at the same time.
I'm talking about America's favorite pastime. Oh, so am I.
Well, I'm in. I have a really good arm.
Go over there, Han. Let's have a little catch.
All right, here we go. All right. Go deep. Go deeper, Han.
A phrase no other woman will ever say to him.
Throw it, and don't be afraid to bring the heat.
Too much heat.
Ball one...and two. Game over.
I seem to have forgotten a crucial part of my uniform.
Need a cup, Han?