Max, I don't know if I can do this.
What if Sandra's telling the truth?
She did know about my pink canopy bed. How would she know that?
Because everyone knows barbie comes with a dream car, a pony, and a pink canopy bed included.
There he is. There's Piers Morgan, live.
Do you think it's too soon to ask him to give me a discount at Piers 1?
He looks dignified, like he's not gonna ask about a penis.
But what if he does? Max, I can't do this.
Give me your phone. You need to remind yourself of the person your father used to be.
Look, here he is working with UNICEF. And here he is water-skiing on "Lake rich person."
Look at that smile. Is that the smile of... hold up.
What's coming out of the left leg of his swim shorts?
I think your father's junk is trying to tell me there's gonna be six more weeks of winter.
What are you saying?
I'm saying, someone had a tip slip, and that is not a small tip.
And as a waitress and a loose woman, I know a small tip when I see one. Here.
Sorry, sorry. She just showed me a picture of Anne Hathaway's new haircut.
Well, this is good, because it can proves that woman is lying.
Yep, you just have to show this to Piers.
I told you, I'm not going near my father's penis.
All I have to do is point out that that woman has no finance skills.
Unlike her, we are taking the high road.
Max, are you sending that to yourself?