Hey, you know, they'll probably come to you one day and want a tell-all book.
Remember, we already have chapter one, "Sleep farts."
Chapter two: "My new stepmom Max."
Max, am I gonna have to defend my father forever?
Probably, but don't worry, I'll be there to help. Thank you.
'cause it's a wife's job to defend her husband.
It makes me sad to think he's gonna be in prison for the rest of his life.
Don't think of it like that. He's not just in prison.
He's in Africa working with UNICEF.
He's in Haiti, he's water-skiing on "Lake rich person,"
and he's on the desktop of my computer.
I should delete that. Where'd I leave my phone?
Oh, god, are you guys looking at the picture of my dad?
We are. Respect.
So very much respect.
Eh, I've seen better. Every day.
Give me that.